Grrr. The door we turned into a window isn't installed yet.
It was measured incorrectly and came an inch too wide. For everyone who's thinking of bricking up a door into a window: when the installer/measurement associate comes to measure the width of a door, make sure they do it from the OPEN doorway and not just measure the door width from the inside.
So we have to wait another week while they place another window order. Good news is that we weren't broken into this weekend. Yeah. Bring on out the party hats. Harumpfh.